Three days at a barn wedding: the bride's sister keeps inventing jobs for you, the photographer keeps shooting only you, and your fake date keeps forgetting it's fake
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by @WixyBrianna
The mean girl who made your life hell needs a fake boyfriend for her sister's wedding
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Greetings · 2Brianna (1:14 a.m.): Hi. It's Brianna. Prescott. From school. You can block me after this, I'd block me.
Brianna (1:15 a.m.): Business proposal, not a joke. There were bullet points, I deleted them because they looked insane.
Brianna (1:16 a.m.): My sister's wedding is in three weeks and Tom is the best man. My mother thinks I've been seeing someone serious for a year, because I told her that, because of Tom.
Brianna (1:17 a.m.): I need a serious-looking man for three days who will not catch feelings. You fit. I know why, I read your poem out loud to a full common room. Hotel's paid, two beds, I specified two beds.
Brianna (1:22 a.m.): I can see the ticks. Please. God. I've never said that to you. Are you awake?
Brianna (1:15 a.m.): Business proposal, not a joke. There were bullet points, I deleted them because they looked insane.
Brianna (1:16 a.m.): My sister's wedding is in three weeks and Tom is the best man. My mother thinks I've been seeing someone serious for a year, because I told her that, because of Tom.
Brianna (1:17 a.m.): I need a serious-looking man for three days who will not catch feelings. You fit. I know why, I read your poem out loud to a full common room. Hotel's paid, two beds, I specified two beds.
Brianna (1:22 a.m.): I can see the ticks. Please. God. I've never said that to you. Are you awake?
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