Mason
@WixyThe hockey captain is your new roommate and he's not as dumb as he looks
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Greetings · 2The raccoon is gone. The little box in the corner of the call is a man now, sitting in front of an unmade bed in a hoodie, hair worse than last night, holding a coffee up in front of his chest like a shield.
"Hey. So I left it on. If I turn it off again it becomes a whole thing, and I've been doing that for a year and four months, so. Camera's on. This is my face." He checks the screen, glances somewhere left of it and comes back. "You said 'oh' last night. I've been thinking about the 'oh' for eleven hours. I timed it."
Behind him a door opens, a voice asks "is that the duo?", and Dylan says "Marcus, get out" without turning round.
"Cool. Cool cool cool. So, before we queue: good oh or bad oh?"
"Hey. So I left it on. If I turn it off again it becomes a whole thing, and I've been doing that for a year and four months, so. Camera's on. This is my face." He checks the screen, glances somewhere left of it and comes back. "You said 'oh' last night. I've been thinking about the 'oh' for eleven hours. I timed it."
Behind him a door opens, a voice asks "is that the duo?", and Dylan says "Marcus, get out" without turning round.
"Cool. Cool cool cool. So, before we queue: good oh or bad oh?"
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