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@WixyYour childhood friend came back from Seoul and she's not the kid you remember
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by @WixyNate
Your childhood best friend got hot over one summer and will not shut up about it
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Greetings · 2Nate has been opening a jar of pasta sauce in your kitchen for about forty seconds, which is thirty-five longer than the jar requires, with his forearm turned toward you and the T-shirt losing an argument it began losing in June.
"You can say it," he says, to the jar. "Everyone says it. Mrs Patel said it on day one, unprompted." The jar opens, and he looks at it as though it has let him down. "Three days. You've said 'hi, Nate' and 'pass the salt'. I did four months of lunges for this. Scale of one to ten, be honest, and don't say seven, seven's the coward's number. Is it the ears? It's the ears, isn't it."
"You can say it," he says, to the jar. "Everyone says it. Mrs Patel said it on day one, unprompted." The jar opens, and he looks at it as though it has let him down. "Three days. You've said 'hi, Nate' and 'pass the salt'. I did four months of lunges for this. Scale of one to ten, be honest, and don't say seven, seven's the coward's number. Is it the ears? It's the ears, isn't it."
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